When you’re not sure what offended the Twitter lol

This shit came up today, it’s from days or even weeks ago and it somehow triggered Twitter for being “hateful” and “offensive”…

I’m just not quite sure who I triggered with this tweet lol. Some gays who don’t have a concept of sarcasm paired with universal truth or the most protected group in the world, the muslims, who throw gays off roofs. Coz saying that gays don’t want to be thrown off roofs by the followers of religion of peace is somehow highly offensive. To someone. Mostly to muslims who throw gays off roofs apparently XD What a joke lol

Now I’m just waiting to see whose side Twitter is going to take with my appeal. The gays or the muslims. Should be interesting to see who becomes a winner of this year’s Oppression Olympics…

UPDATE 2018-07-28

Apparently, Twitter decided to side with the muslims lol, because they decided to keep my account locked despite sending an appeal and educating them about context, sarcasm and irony. Good to know who you protect Twitter. Right, I forgot Saudis own the Twitter now. Stupid me.

UPDATE 2018-08-10

Wrote to Twitter support twice and they keep on responding with dumb retarded canned responses that I’ll have to wait the allotted time (what fucking allotted time, you don’t even say how long the ban will last you dumb fucks) because I violated their ToS (HOW!?) and they refuse to understand the fucking context of it. Also, they again want my phone number to “verify” my account. Why the fuck I have e-mail for? Use this shit you phone number harvesting hacks. Jesus fucking christ.

Hitman game confuses Anita Sarkeesian

Dear Anita “I’m a games expert” Sarkeesian, if you haven’t noticed by the title, game is about a person whose job is being a hitman. And people who have job title “hitman” on their business card tend to use brutal methods to eliminate their targets. Blades, poison, piano strings, bullets from sniper rifle, bullets from a silenced pistol, you name it. If you want to kill someone, you have to disrupt their critical natural bodily functions. Best way to do that is by inflicting severe direct or indirect damage. Maybe you should read a book or two about biology and human body anatomy instead of marketing and quasi feminism.

And here we have this self proclaimed gaming expert who gets all confused about the purpose and meaning of the game named Hitman…

Here’s a hint from dictionary…

hit man

or hitman

noun, Slang.

1. a hired killer, especially a professional killer from the underworld.

That’s like being all confused and offended because game “Need for Speed” doesn’t contain any gardening mechanics (other than doing donuts with your Porsche in someone’s freshly mowed front lawn). Or how a game named “Command & Conquer” doesn’t contain any clothes fashion and styling mechanics. Or how game “Soldier of Fortune” has no cute and colorful fluffy characters wandering across colorful rainbow worlds.

How dumber can you become Anita? Jesus christ, hamster running across keyboard randomly would convince me with its gaming credentials faster than her. And people still take her seriously when she talks about games and gaming. She has absolutely no clue about gaming and games. Not because she’s a woman and not because I’m a misogynist, but because she’s posting stupid shit like this.

Falsely accuse and expect no retaliation…

I don’t understand how these fucking retards just don’t get it. GamerGate happened as a revolt against corrupt journalists and their unethical behavior and these retards keep calling us “harassment campaign” and “persecution cult”. Of course they just expect us to be nicely quiet about it while they piss on us. Newsflash Cory Dickrow, if you falsely accuse someone of being this horrible god awful person and they know they aren’t, they’ll retaliate. They’ll defend their name. What you calla dogpile is what we call defending our name and mission. Because dumb motherfuckers like you are the reason why our voices aren’t being heard and why we haven’t achieved as much as we hoped for.

For fucks sake, it’s been more than a year and a half and we have achieved very little because of these fucktards calling us quote unquote “worse than ISIS”. Gee, and they even have the guts to wonder why we strike back (frankly, I just think they are so deeply retarded that they don’t even get it).

No other activist group I’ve ever heard has received such treatment as gamers demanding something as simple as fucking ethical games journalism. It’s not much to ask for, but apparently gaming world is so rotten to the very core that everyone is resisting so much. Everyone is pissing on GamerGate “activists” if we can call it this way, everyone is gamedropping (pissing on GamerGate revolters in entirely unrelated news) etc. Why? This is such a retarded clusterfuck of nonsense it makes my head spin.

Just piss of all of you with the harassment campaign bullshit because it makes no fucking sense. And if we are so horrible with driving women out of gaming, rape threats and all that shit thrown at us, how come not a single women has actually left anything or been raped in a year and a half time GamerGate exists? And we are somehow worse than ISIS. Sure mate. Just keep repeating this bullshit. You may distract outside observers for a moment, but in the long run, it’ll just make you look like a total dick. Dickrow… Who even is this asshole?

Ms. Male Link

Oh my fucking god, you people are the most inconsistent bunch of whining motherfuckers I’ve seen in my whole fucking life.

They first demand women to be main protagonists, company pleases their sorry whining asses and introduces a female protagonist in the desired game. Seconds later, same fuckers are whining how the newly created character is just a “Ms. Male” character and not really a new female character.

Of course it’s a Ms. Male character you dumb retards, you demand a gender swap in an existing universe. Which means you’ll just get a female version of a male character every single freaking time. Fucking morons.

That’s why we are constantly bitching at feminists to create new unique universes with unique characters if they are so god damn smart at demanding shit. But they are without any kind of inspiration, imagination and ideas so they are incapable of making one. All they know is whine and force gender “reassignments” of existing characters which will always lead to Ms. Male trope bullshit. For fucks sake.

Also an interesting fact, I never owned a Nintendo console. PlayStation 2 yes, but nothing from Nintendo. Played Mario 64 using emulator on PC and Banjo Kazooie on N64 at friends place, but that was it. Long story short, I’ve always thought Link was in fact a girl. It was this petite figure with short hair that kinda looked feminine. And name “Link” doesn’t necessarily mean a male character. So, I really don’t get it why feminists are whining about it. But they always have to whine about something, right?

Another mass shooting, blame it on all white men again…

So, there was another mass shooting in the USA recently, I’m not going to write about it, you’ll see it on news anyway since all news media will again overblow it trillion times and repeat it like you’re watching Teletubbies, what I want to point out is again our white man Jonathan McIntosh who blamed the shooting on all men again. Bodies of the deceased haven’t even cooled down yet and he’s already pushing his lame ass agenda again.

I just wonder if he has looked into the mirror recently. I mean, after all, he is a man (presumably). If you’re so engaged into this, then take the responsibility and do something about it as a man. Just saying. After all, you are the most vocal about it. Blaming it on all men and asking why is it only men who do this is not exactly a solution or even a reasonable question.

And there we also have a guest appearance of the Vereen “I’m not racist” Jubbal who immediately had to point it out it was “white men” who always commit shootings. He just conveniently forgot the last big shooting was done by a black dude, execution style live on TV (those two TV reporters). I guess he has a memory of a gold fish…

These motherfuckers are barking at the wrong tree. Well, it’s the right one because they don’t want to solve the issue of men doing the shootings, they just want to push their retarded agendas that only benefit them and no one else.

If most shootings are done by men, you don’t solve the issue by blaming it on ALL men you fucking morons. I’m a man and I’m against this shit and I’m also not going to do any mass killings. So why the fuck are you blaming it on my gender? Is it my fault just because I was born male? It’s not like I had whole lot of options selecting what gender I want to be born into…

If anyone was really interested in solving this issue or at least trying to understand it, they’d be asking criminal psychologists, not fucking Social Justice Warriors, news media and “transformative pop media critics” like McIntosh.

So, McIntosh, if you want to be useful, go and interview a criminal psychologist and make a proper piece on it, not just asking uh oh “why is it always men” in 50 Tweets released in a 15 minute timeframe an hour after shooting was committed…  But I know you won’t do it because you’re an asshole not interested in even virtually solving this issue, you’re just interested in pissing on people because they happen to be of wrong gender. You bigoted fucker.

Help, someone disagreed with me on Twitter!

And archive.is link to be sure: https://archive.is/jkOaW

When you think Batshitinsane (TM) levels have already reached critical mass, someone manages to disprove that claim. This time it’s Twitter.

They actually and with all seriousness added option to report users who, wait for it… disagree with you on Twitter. Nope, I’m not kidding. You have a screen capture above as well as archive.is link.

Are you people at Twitter fucking insane? Your whole platform is based on communications where people disagree on microsecond basis (daily basis would be an understatement) and you add this to your reporting system. How fucking dumb you have to be to do such a thing!? Now lets just wait for 10 seconds before your whole system implodes because everyone will report everyone for disagreeing with them. I mean LMAO XD

Samus Aran is NOT transgender. Deal with it.

So, not long ago “the most notable” transgender feminist and worlds “most acclaimed” game developer Brianna Wu posted “articles” on Samus Aran from Metroid series being a transgender person.

You can read her drivel here (make sure you use AdBlock or just read archive.is link):
http://www.themarysue.com/metroids-samus-aran-transgender-woman/
https://archive.is/jtVBA

Now, I’ve never played Metroid series. I’m not a fan of Metroid, I’m not afraid to admit that (in fact I fell obligated to mention it), but I absolutely hate idiots like Brianna Wu who have to turn absolutely freaking everything into stupid identity politics nonsense and what’s even worse, with very little actual research. Something GamerGate has been in full rage mode since its beginnings due to gaming journalists who do piss poor research on articles they post on pages with millions of readers. And calling Samus Aran “transgender” is insulting. Now, I have nothing against transgender people, I’ve met some through GamerGate and they are the nicest and funniest people I’ve met online. But just as transgender people dislike being called the wrong gender, the same applies to cisgnedered people (those who identify with their actual biological gender). And yeah, I’ve been called as “miss” by a customer who has only seen me from behind and it was awkward moment with a few second pause before I was able to turn around and respond to the “inquiry”… I guess I’m very feminine… somehow… XD Anyway, moving on… *gulp* hm… 😀

Researching if Samus Aran is in fact a transgender person…

Even though I’m not a player of Metroid or even a fan, but I like to research things properly. Unlike some *cough* Brianna Wu *cough*… And I’ve learned that she’s not exactly strictly a human, she’s a half human due to Chozo’s DNA infused into her body. Yeah, I’ve actually learned about all that during research and writing of this article. But that’s not what Brianna was after with the “transgender” part… Brianna was full on after gender identification as we know it here in the real world and not in the possible fictional worlds of the games.

This is the Q&A session done with actual author of Metroid games, Mr. Sakamoto Yoshio which is still online, but I’ve also linked the archive on the screenshot in case if it ever goes down.

Now, just like Brianna Wu, I don’t understand Japanese. I’ve used Google Translate which translates the question and Sakamoto’s answer text into:

Metroid Prime but I had wanted to do from before, what do not or ported to PS2 me there? If you very helpful and if it was so, but ….

“Samus in fact was a transsexual!” It is not impossible that much …! By all means Tsu Please enjoy the game cube!

Which is what probably lead Brianna into believing what she wrote in that article…

Doing research properly…

Because I want to be thorough, I’ve stripped the text of specific identifiers that might link the text to the page and asked online if actual Japanese citizen could translate it for me into English. And Twitter user @mombot from Tokyo helped me with that…

Notice the wast difference in translation between Google Translate and actual Japanese -> English translation?

And yeah, the creator of Metroid games actually said Metroid coming to PlayStation 2 is as unlikely as Samus Aran being a tranny (transgender person). Who else is a better source of that info than creator of the Metroid series himself? Just saying…

Sorry Brianna. Samus Aran is NOT transgender. Deal with it.

Brianna Wu’s meltdown…

Brianna Wu wouldn’t be her if she (mind you, I respectfully use a correct pronouns to address her!) didn’t wave around with her victim card…

Sorry, but you’re so salty it’s burning my tongue through the powers of the internet. You misgendered a game character adored by so many gamers and now you’re complaining over a backlash when they called you on your bullshit article? Yeah, they adore Samus Aran even though she is a woman who is hidden beneath a power armor suit 99% of the time. But I guess your feminist side wasn’t satisfied with that, you had to convert her into a transgender person just because YOU are one. That’s just sad on so many levels. Also, that circular logic is circular. I just love it when religious people and feminists use it.

Guess what, I can do that as well…

Yeah, checkmate you cisphobe bigot! If I have to respect your (trans)gender, you also have to respect my gender, gender of other gamers who disagree with you and gender of game characters assigned to them by the actual freaking authors. Stop pushing your transgender feminazi bullshit around and forming some sort of defense “mechanism” to criticism by using circular logic statements. It’s pathetic and looks sad as hell.

Brianna Wu’s meltdown (Part Deux):

Yeah Brianna, you wrote a followup. Which just shows how bloody ignorant you are. Not only you posted a false information and claimed it to be truth, you’re now defending it to death even though gamers have disproved your bullshit with actual evidence.

You can again read her meltdown on Mary Sue (you know the drill, don’t go there without AdBlock!):
http://www.themarysue.com/a-samus-metroid-followup/
https://archive.is/SXBjQ

My thoughts?

Only bigot here is you Brianna Wu. Everyone supposedly has to just “listen and believe” (now where have we heard this, Oh yes, from self proclaimed game expert Anita Sarkeesian herself) to your drivel just because you wave around with the “I’m a transgender woman minority” victim card? No. Just no. First you project all over the place, then you’re salty as fuck and while you’re doing all that, you’re dropping spaghetti all over the place. Please stop it, because the laughing is killing me.

Why can’t you social justice warrior fruitcakes just leave game characters alone? Who gives a damn if Samus Aran is a woman, a man, a half bird alien or a transgender woman? If the game is well designed and fun, who fucking cares!? But that’s my perspective since I’ve never played Metroid and I’m not a fan of the series (but maybe I’m becoming one!). But there are people who are huge fans of the Metroid series and they love the backstory of Samus Aran. They love the whole universe around Metroid just like I love the Aliens, System Shock and Deus Ex universes. And since I’m fan of those, I love to be thorough, I love to know the details about every single thing in that game’s universe. And if someone claimed Adam Jensen in Deus Ex: Human Revolution was gay or even transgender, I’d certainly like to see evidence that supports that claim if someone posted it on a website with huge base of readers and called it a “fact”. That wouldn’t change my perspective on Adam Jensen (he’s badass and he never asked for any of this ;D ) as a game character, I’m not gender politics loon, but for the sake of game universe authenticity, I’d certainly like to know if designers/developers actually had such backstory designed and scripted for him.

So, next time any of you identity politics crazies go and claim something as a fact, do a freaking research on it. This is why GamerGate exists, because you’re all lazy fuckers who don’t do proper research and fact checking for articles you write on high profile webpages like god damn fucking The Mary Sue.

[drops m̶i̶c̶r̶o̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ keyboard, walks out]

Anita thinks MRAs and atheists are cute

Are you really accusing MRA’s and atheists (what the fuck have atheists to do with gaming?) of not being gamers? Newsflash Anita, I’m both. MRA and atheist. But firstly, I was a gamer. My passion for games predates advocacy for men’s rights and atheism. I was a gamer first, someone who still has very fond memories of spending my childhood with my sister, playing games together on one PC. We used to play Worms, Need for Speed, Atomic Bomberman etc, all the most misogynistic games imaginable. So take this tweet, hold it firmly and shove it up your rear. It’s exactly where it belongs.

You are the LAST person to preach to us about gaming. You played what, Super Mario once, 20 years ago and you were showing off your stack of Xbone games (console peasant heh…) once and you think you all of a sudden have the voice to talk over us who are gamers, day after day through the entire year for 20+ years?

Respect and knowledge in gaming is earned, it’s learned and any real gamer can sniff out phonies like you in under a minute through conversation about games. Fucking hell, even Colbert got you in under 10 seconds when you couldn’t name 3 fucking games. It’s a bitch talking about games without a teleprompter isn’t it? Especially if you’re not really a gamer… Guess what, it’s not for me, because I’m a real gamer, I know games I play well and I even extend my interests to games that aren’t my cup of tea and I can talk about games for hours. And if you think you can just walk into the gaming scene and just expect everyone to respect you with the knowledge and respect you’ve shown to gaming… I can only laugh at you.

We have NO respect for you and it’s NOT because you’re a woman, it’s because YOU have no respect for gaming industry or the people in it. You’re the one constantly throwing nasty accusations at us wrapped in fancy high-flying selection of words. You’re the one constantly twisting facts to make us look bad, to make us look like monsters. You’re calling us sexist misogynist. Do you know how painful that is for me to listen day after day where in reality, I respect women as much as I respect myself if not even more? You apparently have no idea how horrible that feels like.

And I just remembered why you hate atheists…

Atheists never listen and believe. Atheists listen and question everything. That’s why you don’t like them. They are the ones who listen to your manure and then do research, find out you’re a fake and then they spread that info online. And you hate it when your shitty narrative is crumbling like a fine china in a car crusher…

Do you know who you are Miss Sarkessian? You are a bully and a harasser. You’re a perfect definition of those assholes. You injected yourself into gaming industry, into gaming scene with sole purpose of harassing everyone who doesn’t bow down to your totalitarian ideology. So don’t fucking preach to us how to be a gamer. Just listen and believe, because we are the gamers. Far more than you’ll ever be.

The mousepad of oppression

Haha, the moment I’ve seen this Tweet I just had to include it in my This Tweet in Stupid series. It’s glorious 😀

Cliff Bleszinski, the founder of Epic Games, the studio that brought us legendary Unreal game series and the widely used and popular Unreal Engine game engine has posted this on his timeline…

It’s a mousepad with anime girl who has squishy wrist support in a shape of breasts. Being someone who was selling generic black mousepads with same gel wrist support I found it funny and entertaining how they used anime girl and her tits on the exact same product to make it more fun and interesting. Unfortunately, not everyone share the same sense of humor as we do…

The outrage

Here is a lady who apparently genuinely believes that such mousepad is causing an oppression of women in gaming industry.

Because you know, women who work in gaming industry are such fragile special snowflakes that they get offended by a mousepad with a fictional anime character with squishy boobs. And she doesn’t just stop there…

Sorry Elizabeth, but if you get offended by a mousepad, then I don’t think you’d be able to get into any kind of industry. I’m quite confident that you already have a gender studies degree which is probably less useful than toilet paper to get a real job and secondly, grow a fucking thicker skin. If mousepad offends you, then I don’t think you can actually leave your home, because something might offend you. Like birds chirping on a tree. I’m pretty sure that would trigger you and ruin your whole day.

Stop talking like you’re the voice of ALL women. It’s you and you alone who is offended by this. I know many women who love “whatever shooty bro bullshit nonsense” and you do NOT speak for them. They find this mousepad with boobs a quirky comedy item. Some even wanted to have it after this. And people like CliffyB using them does not offend them. At all. They would gladly work on a desk right next to him using such mousepad.

The mousepad with squishy dude

I was joking around how guys wouldn’t get offended if it was a dude on a mousepad and the gel wrist support would be his manly bulge. And I wouldn’t. I’m 120% positive that men would just laugh. Or would find it a bit gay and simply avoid it. And then some guy actually posted a mousepad version designed for girls. It has a dude on it and his booty is a gel wrist support…

Not quite a penis shaped gel wrist support that I wanted as an example, but I think it’s close enough. Should I get offended by it? Most certainly not. Should I boycott and criticize a female game developer who might happen to use it? Nope. Because I’m not a weak-minded fragile special snowflake. Stuff like this doesn’t offend me. It has ZERO effect on me. Sure it’s a bit gay (but hey, I’m a cis white male shitlord), but it would still make a good laugh regardless.

UPDATE!

Nice Twitter user @The7thLevel supplied me with a mousepad that I wanted. It has male junk in front. Perfect. Now my balls and sausage can feel oppressed and offended so I can shill my Patreon (which I don’t have but it just sounds cool to say that 😀 ).

This one with a dude is even more graphic than the one with a girl and boobs. Damn, stop staring at his junk… stop it… stoooooop!

Men made the world

Oh Joshy… Joshy… Joshy… I’ve posted an article few minutes ago and remembered you might have something “factual” for us. And you indeed didn’t fail to deliver.

So, it’s not factual and is even sexist you say? Lets jump to this lovely webpage over here that has the answers…
http://www.catalyst.org/knowledge/women-male-dominated-industries-and-occupations-us-and-canada

What is this?

And this?

Or this?

Funny how real statistical data shows that men did in fact build this world. Literally. All the infrastructure, resources and construction jobs are absolutely dominated by male workforce. But damn this sexism, lets send more women into construction, roadways maintenance, mining, sewer maintenance, powerlines and powerplants maintenance, deep earth mining, oil rigs in the middle of oceans and all the other similar nasty back breaking jobs women so eagerly want to participate in, but never had the chance. Except they don’t. Even feminazis want nothing but nice, clean and fancy, air-conditioned office jobs, preferably as CEO’s, because fuck being a normal office clerk. Why is no one marching around demanding 50:50 quotas for all these civilization critical infrastructure jobs that also happen to be one of the nastiest and most difficult jobs on the planet? But no, these feminist fuckers want to take credit even for what men have worked and also died for thousands of years. Yeah, men build this world and they also died in large numbers in the process. And they still do… It’s luckily decreasing thanks to new technologies and more rigorous safety protocols. However, these are only death related statistics, imagine all the situations where men become disabled due to an injury. I have yet to see a woman with a missing finger(s), but I basically see men with crippled hands pretty much every day. And they are all with 99% certainty work related injuries…

I have no problem crediting women where credit is due and I’m well aware that society works the best when men and women work together, but men have in fact built this world, in a literal meaning of the phrase. So fucking what if men did in fact build this world!? No one is bitching when people say that women are the ones who give birth to our civilization, but god forbid saying that man built the world as we know it (infrastructure wise). It’s what that guy REVILIT also had in mind with that tweet. A LOT of men also raise their children and NO ONE is ever crediting them for it. It’s always mom this, mom that, taking care for children as a woman is hard work, blablabla. Why can’t you leave at least one thing alone and let it be credited to men, because they I don’t know, deserve it? You always have to “transform” it into your bullshit narrative about sexism and muhsoggyknee and how women are oppressed. Fuck you.

And then McIntosh even blocked the guy who perfectly politely disagreed with him. Yeah, you da man Josh. Ooooh-rah [manly roar]… What a douchebag.