Category Archives: Rants

My personal rants over idiotic, dumb and stupid decisions made by others. Or myself.
May (or most likely will) contain lots of swearing, the F words and all the other words not appropriate for little children.
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Epic Games Store unjustly blocking ProtonMail

Recently I got attention to another case of metric ton of bullshit, yet again by Epic Games. All of a sudden they’ve decided NO ONE can use Epic Games Store using ProtonMail. If you happened to register with it weeks or months ago, you can still ahve it, but if you want to migrate your account from data hoarding GMail to ProtonMail and change your e-mail address in Epic Games Store to ProtonMail address, you simply can’t.

The response to user who wanted to change his old e-mail to ProtonMail on Epic Games Store.

For internal security reasons, we can’t change your email to an email with the domain you requested. Please provide us with another email address.

I understand your concern about changing the email to the same domain, however, our system does not accept that type of domain anymore. I will gladly change it to a different email but it has to be a different type of domain.

For internal security reasons, we can’t change your email to an email with the domain you requested. As player support we are unable to accommodate your request as they do not fulfil our security measures.

Original post by user on Reddit:

Epic, you can just quit your sorry ass bullshit excuses of “security reasons”. Somehow ProtonMail, a service with most rigorous encryption and security that prevents tampering or external access is not secure enough, but GMail which is combed by Google’s scan bots for user data is somehow perfectly secure. Yeah, fucking sure.

This blanket banning of whole e-mail provider domains is ridiculous and needs to stop. Deviant Art pulled same bullshit sometime ago if I remember correctly. And they all pull this shit because they are lazy and incompetent. And they can afford pulling stunts like this because it’s a smaller provider. They can’t pull this shit with gmail.com because whole world would whoop their ass for it. But they know ProtonMail userbase is too small to cause a bit enough outrage. Well, lets make sure we make a big outrage over fuckers screwing up with privacy.

Post about it all over the interwebs and share with other users. Especially if they are ProtonMail users or they plan on using it. Or just if you want people to be able to use any e-mail and not have whole domains of providers banned. Because such behavior is ridiculous and inexcusable.

When you want to BUY music, but music industry is like, NOPE…

I’ve heard a song in some Samsung QLED TV demo that caught my attention with the vocals. Tried figuring it out with SoundHound few times but always failed because of other sound effects included in the demo. But at some point it managed to recognize it. I was thrilled. The song is performed by Antoinette Halliday & Louise Dowd, called “My Symmetry”. Found out on Youtube tons of people came looking for it because of the same Samsung demo. And because I like supporting musicians I really like I didn’t go looking for a free download, I searched for “louise dowd my symmetry buy mp3”. Bunch of Youtube hits and Amazon among them. Ok. Click buy on American Amazon and it was $0.99. Want to confirm it and Amazon starts whining about my credit card not being a valid payment system. Same credit card I use to buy from Amazon all the time.  I thought, ok, must be some dumb regional thing. Then I go to Amazon Germany which usually works and the song was 1.29€. And I thought, fine, it’s more expensive but I’m willing to pay because I really like it. Same fucking thing. Not valid payment method. And I want an MP3 so I can freely listen to it wherever the fuck I want, be it phone, PC or my car. No bullshit subscriptions like iTunes or whatever. But nope, can’t legally obtain it. Music industry can go fuck itself. No wonder I roll my eyes real hard every time I hear music execs whine how piracy is killing their business. Bitch, I wanted to BUY music and you refused to take my money. So, who’s the idiot here? Now I’m most likely just rip it from Youtube or something coz I can’t seem to find it with any other source. Slow clap music industry, slow fucking clap.

EDIT:

Finally managed to find a site that actually allowed me to spend money. Insane how much effort was required. If anyone wants to check it out…

Antoinette Halliday – My Symmetry @ JunoDownload

Firefox Tweaker and dealing with Firefox 77 URL bar

Mozilla annoyed all of us with introduction of idiotic new oversized URL bar in Firefox 75 browser. But we found a “browser.urlbar.update1” switch for it in about:config and while stupid, it was a matter of flipping a switch and puff, that dumb shit was gone. I even made Firefox Tweaker for this very purpose so even most clueless users who just want browser work their way can do it easily. Fast forward to Firefox 77 release and Mozilla in all their wisdom (or lack of it) decided to kill the “browser.urlbar.update1” switch and now we are stuck with that oversized, twitching annoying fuckery of an URL bar they introduced. Guess what’s the new method of disabling that annoying URL bar? You need to learn to code fucking CSS. And flip ANOTHER switch in about:config because custom userChrome.css are disabled by default. This is the kind of shit that made me stop donating to Mozilla months ago. I’m not gonna support an organization that keeps on throwing such fuck you shit at users without giving us simple and clear way of controlling it through god damn settings. No one asked for this dumbass new URL bar, they cooked it in their dumb thick skulls because all they fucking do is sit in front of telemetry stats like absolute morons and cook up shit based on that. And results are dumb shit like this new URL bar. I’ve seen their MO long ago how they literally don’t give a shit what users say or complain about and it’s yet again obvious if you look at the Firefox subreddit. Bunch of fanboys extinguishing the rage of annoyed users. Telemetry is Mozilla’s holy grail and they’ll do everything based on that.

And even if I’d somehow believe an oversized URL bar is a must, because it somehow brings attention to users (I don’t know, I’m already clicking on it, I don’t need fucking more attention from it), do it fucking properly at least. Instead of doing cheap increase in size, how about keeping the size we had before and use GLOW effect around the URL bar. You know, a fucking soft, semi transparent glow that doesn’t just cover other elements and looks like someone who just started coding threw it in. The glow would look professional and pleasant to the eyes. It could also be displayed gradually instead of instant popup in size like current URL bar does. Or just make the edge double the thickness in a shade of blue and leave it at fucking that, not adding 8 fucking pixels on every side of it. Not to mention getting rid of fucking oversized URL bar can only be done now by clicking into webpage area of the browser. Clicking anywhere on tabs, empty tabs section, toolbar or bookmarks bar doesn’t get rid of it.

It’s literally like they put zero fucking thought into it and just smacked it into a fucking stable channel and 2 versions later enforced it by hardcoding it to a point you need to write a fucking custom CSS to override it. And then I’m the annoying one for complaining over it. Do your fucking job properly and no one will be angry and shit you implement will actually function and look nice. Not be this butt ugly half ass implementation that looks like something I’d only dare to release as “prototype”. Yet it’s here in a stable final version.

Deep inhale. I’ve released Firefox Tweaker 2.4 today which now has to fucking shuffle userChrome.css around in order to override this god damn new URL bar. It’s a hack and it will suck if you’re already using tweaks in userChrome.css, but at least I managed to hack this shit so you can turn off the damn thing with just ONE checkbox. Just imagine if Mozilla gave users that one fucking checkbox to control it in settings. Instead, some fucking randoms on interwebs have to make hacks to fix their fuckups. Year 2020 really is a fucking gem and we’re only half way into it…

Go to Firefox Tweaker micropage to grab version 2.4:

https://rejzor.wordpress.com/firefox-tweaker/

Mozilla, go eat a bag of dicks with your new stupid URL bar!

Because new dumb URL bar wasn’t enough to just be enabled by default in all its flashing oversized glory, Mozilla now decided to just say FUCK YOU to everyone who turned this dumb ass URL design OFF by forcibly removing the “browser.urlbar.update1” switch, preventing all of us, including my Firefox Tweaker from disabling it. We’re now stuck with this dumbass new URL bar that’s still oversized, clips surrounding browser elements, looks ugly and idiotic and doesn’t provide absolutely no benefits with such obnoxiously dumb design. Mozilla released this retarded URL bar design with Firefox 75 and hasn’t fixed a fucking thing about it in 2 versions. Except shoving it down everyone’s throats with version 77. I’ve complained about it to a point they banned me from the subreddit and despite fucking ton of people complaining over it, they decided to just roll this shit anyway. Seriously Mozilla, go eat a bag of dicks. You fucking suck at designing interface and you’re a fucking disgrace to the trade you’re in. Doing a fucking browser. Not really surprised why people go using fucking Google Chrome even though it’s literally a spyware in a shape of a browser…

Youtube is total hot garbage during coronavirus era

Baby Jesus Christ Google, can you fix this dumpsterfire you call Youtube? Ever since this god damn fucking virus emerged and you changed your shit to lower bandwidth usage (even though no one asked for it) it’s been a total hot garbage. None of existing browser extensions seem to enforce selected quality level anymore, the AUTO thing is all over the place and pretty much randomly picks quality between 480p and 4K, when you set it to certain quality it restarts the video from beginning unless it was buffered enough not to. And what really pisses me off is when Youtube picks 480p under AUTO regime, which I’m fine with on my computer I watch in bed and it’s fine enough quality and saves my battery. Except dumb ass Youtube picks 480p automatically, shows 480p is selected yet decides to display actual video at 140p for no god damn reason. Welcome to 1995 I guess…

Windows 10 language settings nightmare

I can’t believe this is going on for this long and Microsoft still hasn’t fixed or improved any of it. I can remember going as far back as initial Windows 8 releases that had these problems and we’re deep into Windows 10 product line and it’s still an absolute mess.

Let me just explain what I mean… literally from beginning.

Do you remember how Windows 10 asks you what language of Windows you want to install, what region you are in and what keyboard language you want to use, right there in first screen of the installer? And how it just forgets it all and then turns what you’ve picked into a total mishmash of moronic nonsense later on? Yeah, that one.

I’m from Slovenia, but I like software in English because tech terminology in my language is just terrible. It just sounds weird and all words are usually way longer than original English terms so I just prefer to stick with English.

I set my Windows (interface) to be in English US, my regional settings are set to Slovenia which sets time into 24 hour format, date is ordered correctly and uses periods instead of slash as separators, as well as bunch of other things specific to our region that don’t line up with US ones like how Monday is a starting day of week and not bloody Sunday. And of course keyboard in Slovenian language because we have special characters like “čšž” which are not found in English language.

And what is the end result of these settings?

Windows interface is indeed in English, but even though I’ve picked Slovenia in Regional settings, it just slams US time and date formatting on top coz fuck you user, your regional settings mean nothing to me! So I manually have to set region to Slovenia. Which, for some dumb reason forces Windows to localize Windows apps like Calculator, MS Paint and stuff. So I end up having most of Windows interface in English with those apps in my native language which just looks absolutely horrible. It also localizes Windows Store for some reason, so I hate using it even more. What an absolute clusterfuck.

And things don’t stop there, no no no, because I want interface in English, it just assumes I also want fuck ton of keyboard layouts as well. I then have English US, English UK and Slovenian layouts. And when I remove all of them except Slovenian, it still just auto assumes I need English US one so it’s just there in Language bar whether I want it or not. Which always spawns that god damn language bar next to clock with English US and Slovenian language every time I run any Valve game for some reason as well as with bunch of other apps and then you can’t get rid of the stupid Language bar thing. And you set it to Hidden in settings and the fucking thing just wouldn’t go away. Which part of HIDDEN don’t you understand there Windows?

Like, for fucks sake Microsoft, how god damn hard can it be? You literally ask me about these parameters during Windows install and you can’t fucking obey them properly? It’s just 3 (THREE!) parameters.

  • Windows interface language (Which I want in English US, including Windows apps and Windows Store)
  • Regional settings (Slovenia, so it’s Monday for start of the week, 24h time formatting and 18.04.2020 date)
  • Keyboard settings (Slovenian and just this, if I don’t set any other keyboard, stop assuming shit and showing me English US layout anyway)

How hard can it be? When I set these things, fucking obey them and stop assuming things and enabling things. And stop just changing and rearranging others when I adjust some of them. Because as you are configuring these 3 segments, they change things in other segments of these 3 settings. It’s an absolute nightmare to adjust this stuff and have a reliable and consistent experience.

I can’t possibly be the only one who wants English US interface and Windows apps while using non-US regional settings and keyboard. Is everyone else really just US users or non-US users who just use their fully localized Windows? I can’t seem to think of any other explanation why I’m seeing all these absurd problems and inconsistencies and they aren’t a global problem somehow. It’s not a complicated thing to ask for. Just obey the damn settings I set and it would be fine. But that’s just not the case. And I have to deal with this crap on every Windows reinstall for years. Just fix this shit already Microsoft, god damn.

Firefox 75 new URL bar is retarded and ugly as fuck

So, I’ve seen news about Firefox 75 being published on release channel so I gave it a spin before official update via auto updater. And there is just no words to describe how Mozilla fucked it up once again. No, actually, there are many words to be said. And they keep on fucking up shit and “improving” things by removing features and always have some bullshit excuse to back up their dumb ass design decision.

Here is how Normal Firefox looks like. Pretty nice I’d say. No complaints there.

FF75_Normal.png

…and this is how new URL bar in Firefox 75 looks like when it’s focused by clicking inside…

FF75_DumbURLbar.png

Notice how it overlaps with the tab bar, the page field and how it doesn’t respect the buttons spacing left and right? Except it looks 10x worse live as you click in the URL bar and outside and that dumb shit is literally flashing in your face. Just open both images in new tab each and switch between them. You’ll see what I mean. It’s absolutely horrid and I don’t know what retard at Mozilla vetted this garbage as something that should end up in a production version for the public.

It literally looks like you’d take Firefox design language and then bolt oversized Windows 10 search field (the one you get when clicking magnifying glass in the taskbar) onto it. I shit you not, it literally looks like that…

Windows10SearchField.png

It looks like someone copy & pasted the damn thing into Firefox and couldn’t be bothered to change the size of the field. It’s retarded and shows how little taste or design logic people at Mozilla have. I love Firefox for what it represents, but it’s been a total dumpsterfire for a very long time now and they keep on pouring petrol on it.

Blue accent when focused would actually look really nice. Like so. Interface doesn’t disfigure itself, it just highlights the URL bar with blue accent on focus. Simple and tasteful. And it does the job.

FF75_FixedURLbarHighlight.png

What the fuck is wrong with this? Eh? It’s consistent, it’s pleasant and it’s relatively subtle. But dorks on Firefox subreddit can’t stop kissing Mozilla’s ass and defending their horrid abomination.

And to make matters double worse, this new URL bar now permanently shows most commonly visited webpages the moment you click inside the URL bar. Which goes well with Mozilla’s perpetual obsession to shove everything “RECENT” and “FREQUENT” right into user’s face on all bloody ends. Whatever you open, every possible dropdown menu, submenu or panel is filled with recent and frequent elements. You check Pornhub here and there in these times? Well, you’re in luck, it’ll now be permanently stuck in there and displayed the moment you click into the URL bar. Not when you type “por” and it shows things related to typed in string which is often a material for laughs and giggles, but it’s not a freaking instant thing that’s displayed the moment you click into the field without typing in anything. And there’s more! Firefox graciously syncs that and shows it on ALL Firefox installations within same sync chain. And then argument to this moronic behavior was, well, use “Private Window” mode. Oh, sure, we need to use this feature for a fucking problem YOU created and absolutely no one asked for. No one needed the frigging “Private Window” mode if you weren’t showing stupid recent/frequent elements on all fucking ends of the interface so obnoxiously. You basically can’t open any Firefox panel in public in fear it’ll display some shit you don’t want others to see at every first glance. Is creating a bookmark for a webpage people visit daily really so damn hard and time consuming that we need this bullshit littering our interfaces? I just don’t get it.

Outrage over Zoom app user tracking, what about all the other apps?

Everyone is being outraged over Zoom app tracking users and sending data to Facebook right now. And I’m siting here scratching my head like, guys, this is not a new thing. ALL the apps you use, whether on Android or iOS are absolutely riddled with this tracking garbage.

Google Analytics, Crashlytics (also from Google), App Measurement (also Google), Branch Metrics, AppsFlyer, Facebook Graph, Facebook Connect and that’s just what I can read from the top of my blocking logs that were running for few days.

Here is an example of my blocking logs only for my Apple mobile device…

MobileAppsBlocking.png

From 22nd March 2020! That’s just 6 days worth of logs and Facebook Graph is actually the most lenient. I only have few ten entries that didn’t even make to the Top Blocked domains list. But it’s there even though I don’t use Facebook AT ALL.

Crashlytics and App Measurement are both among top offenders. I don’t use anything from Google. Literally NOTHING from Google. And yet there it is, pinging whatever crap back to Google. Or at least trying since I have it blocked. Something apps never mentioned at any point or something I never signed up for. And it’s just there, tracking me.

It’s actually really weird how Apple keeps on talking about privacy this and privacy that, constantly obsesses over how apps operate on their App Store yet they don’t seem to care about all this tracking and telemetry junk in pretty much all apps that users can’t really obviously control or even know about. Zoom was a problem on App Store and iOS and Apple only dealt with it in THIS particular case. What about all the others? This needs to be addressed and users need a clear control over this. Preferably on a device system level like blocking apps below do, because my trust in app makers to honor it is somewhere between 0 and ZERO.

Current solution?

Until vendors like Apple does anything about this globally on all apps, there are few options that you can use to prevent all this garbage to leak data about you to big corporations…

Blokada (Android)

Disconnect Privacy Pro (iOS)

NextDNS (Android & iOS)

Basically all these work as virtual VPN on the device so it intercepts traffic on a local level and not like VPN’s usually work, allowing them to filter all this tracking and analytics junk.

So, until Apple starts giving a damn (I have no hopes for Google to kill their own garbage on Android) and controls this, use the above apps and solve it yourself to at least some extent. You’ll save battery and also data. Not to mention privacy. I know it’s not “save it all” approach, but you have to start somewhere and this is a good start.

Doom Eternal is a complete disaster

I never thought I’ll witness this day, but thanks to Bethesda, I have… They managed to cock up Doom.

Remember how Doom used to be a synonym for going guns blazing, holding fire button down without taking a break until trails of dead demons were piled behind you? It’s a game franchise that inspired entire genre around it with games like Serious Sam, Bulletstorm and many others. Well, lets just say none of that is in Doom Eternal. Some jackass thought it would be a good idea to give you ridiculously tiny ammo carrying capacity (you can carry total 16 rounds for a shotgun and 40 for machinegun!) so they could shoehorn stupid chainsaw mechanic into the game. So you end up in this stupid perpetual cycle of shooting few rounds, then you’re forced to use moronic chainsaw mechanic close up to replenish the ammo so you can shoot those few rounds again. And while you’re chasing demons to chainsaw them down, you’re getting hurt hard because you need to be in their faces all the time and you can’t even keep them at distance which was the whole point of this genre. Hordes that you keep away with the power of lead, explosives and hot plasma.

Then you realize even the lowest tier demons hurt you like hell, but when you melee bash them, it feels like a gentle nudge. I don’t get it, I apparently have a retractable blade on my left arm, but it’s never used unless it’s a specific glory kill. Constantly being without ammo, with no unlimited ammo basic pistol like in Doom 2016 and with entirely useless melee attack, this game is such an incredible chore to play because you’re constantly forced to use this annoying dumb chainsaw mechanic and I only played it for 1 hour before refunding this hot garbage. Couldn’t risk giving it a “chance” and losing ability to refund this crap. Like, my god Bethesda, how did you manage to fuck it up so badly with a single gameplay mechanic. HOW?!

And to make matters double worse, I said, while I’m waiting for a refund, I’m gonna try Doom 64 that I got as a pre-order “gift”. Fire up Doom 64 and for fucks sake, what absolute jackass designed keybinding menu? I literally couldn’t bind basic move forward/backward and strafe left/right to arrow keys which I always use to play games. It kept insisting to have turn left/right and strafe left/right on same keys. So in game I ended up always turn strafing to one or the other side in a really bizarre way. How does one fuck up key binding so badly for fucks sake. And the more I wanted to change the keys, the more keys just kept stacking up under one action instead of clearing existing one like in every other game.

This has to be the worst release of this year easily and possibly even this whole decade. Do NOT buy this game. It’s nothing like fantastic Doom from 2016. It’s not even anything like Doom… I might give it another chance and force my way through stupid chainsaw ammo replenishing mechanic when it’s in a bargain bin for 5€. Shouldn’t take long to lose its value given how they cocked it up…

Manufacturers, stop hiding screws under rubber feet of devices!

I’m a very technical person and if something is broken, I’ll give it a shot and try to repair it before declaring it dead. It can be something as simple as cleaning dust from the inside of a laptop to re-lubricating its fan to avoid replacement, replacing a broken or dead component with a new one with basic repair by doing a component swap to more fine ones like replacing a swollen and leaking capacitor by re-soledering a new one. It’s nothing deep level electronics, but I’ve fixed quite some devices with next to none expenses. Laptops, LCD monitors, graphic cards, hair clippers, vacuum cleaners, you name it.

And one thing I’ve noticed over the years of doing this is how manufacturers keep on doing this asshole design thing where they hide screws under rubber feet or device stands. You unscrew all the visible screws and you start prying the device housing apart and you see there is still some absurd resistance somewhere. And then you tear off the rubber feet and behold, more screws underneath. I’ve seen that on almost every single laptop in existence and it’s so god damn infuriating. There is already 8 screws visible, why is there a need to HIDE 6 more under the feet? Just recently I took apart my HP laptop that has two long rubber strips as laptop feet underneath. One strip had 4 screws hidden underneath and other one had 2. On top of like 5 visible screws. Why HP? WHY?!

Then I was fiddling with my ASUS router. 2 visible screws and 2 screws underneath rubber feet. Again, why ASUS. WHY?! Couldn’t you just place the screws NEXT to the rubber feet so I don’t have to tear them off and fuck up the double sided tape used on them?

Third, every single frigging mouse that I’ve ever had. Oh, you want to clean all the dust and grime from hands out of the crevices and wheel on the mouse? Sure, you can open it. Except fucking screws are always UNDERNEATH the mouse glide feet (mouse skates). If you take them off they’ll be deformed and essentially fucked up, essentially ruining the mouse. No one cares if screws are visible underneath. They are on mouse belly. They can be visible for all I care, at least I could take it apart and clean it properly without destroying it.

Fourth, this one is outside of computer world, but still an absolute asshole design. I wanted to take apart my old Reminton HC5600 hair clipper that I was using for my beard. Granted, it’s old and Li-ion battery in it could hardly survive two beard trimmings, but I thought, I’m just gonna buy a new Li-ion cell and replace it. Yeah, that would work if device wasn’t designed by an asshole. Yes, it was waterproof which I expected to make things more difficult, but not with the outer shell. It had outer plastic cosmetic shell with actually sealed shell for motor, circuitry and Li-ion cell within it. But getting to this internal water proof shell required you to unscrew 1 screw on the outer shell next to the charging port to get inside. Which was hidden underneath a plastic cover that I couldn’t dig out even by digging a flat screwdriver into the plastic and literally digging it out several millimeters in depth of the case and I still couldn’t even see that screw. The outer shell screw was essentially sealed under several millimeters of plastic. So I said, fuck it and tore it apart. It broke off exactly where I was suspecting the screw was. What’s most ironic, you need to fuck up the outer shell because of asshole design just to reach internal waterproofed shell that is put together with 2 screws and has a rubber sealing around it and all that easy to access jazz. WHY?! Why the hell would you make internal one this convenient to take apart, but make outer shell impossible to open without fucking it up beyond being usable again? Why Remington, WHY?!

I’ve been reading all this EU “right to repair” news for smartphones and how they want to make them easier to repair. I sure as hell hope this bill or law or whatever it’ll be called will affect other devices as well, not just smartphones. I want these hidden screws under rubber feet to be gone. And I want these asshole case designs that are purposely made so that you can’t repair it without destroying the device. I had to throw away a device that only required replacement of a Li-ion cell that I could easily do it myself. Instead I ruined it because it was impossible to take the case apart without destroying it. And don’t get me started how many times I broke off or cracked something plastic on laptops because screws are in most asshole places on purpose? Coz there is no way in hell anyone would put them there because it would make sense. They put them there coz they are assholes and they don’t want you to repair things yourself.

I really hope EU pushes this through and forces manufacturers to stop doing this shit. And I really hope it won’t be only for smartphones, but for all electronic devices.