Reddit, go home, you’re fucking drunk!

Oh boy, this one is one of dumbest things I’ve experienced and I’ve stared at the suspension message in disbelief for few minutes for sure. Because I know what I watched, I know what I wrote and some dumbass moderator or whoever the fuck issues these suspensions decided I “threatened someone” (who the fuck did I threaten anyways!?) and suspended my account.

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So, here is the link to the video:

So, I must have done something horribly awful, right?

Well, this was my comment that got me suspended:

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Not only getting suspended for the given message makes no sense as it is, it makes even less sense because I referred to the disabled person defending the right to be parked in a disabled spot as “man”. I watched the video at work during lunch break and there were other people in the dinning room and I didn’t want to disturb them, so I watched it without sound and there were subtitles anyway so I didn’t know the disabled person was actually an older lady. The disabled “man” I was referring to was a disabled old lady.

Which makes the suspension even more fucking confusing. Like, what the fuck, none of it makes any kind of sense. Not the original and even less the fact I referred the wrong gender, meaning there was no fucking male present anywhere in the video. And somehow I “threatened violence” with my comment lmao. To fucking whom?! I didn’t even reply to anyone, I replied to the video post.

Yeah, I was waiting the entire time the old disabled lady would detach her prosthetic leg and beat the fucking shit out of the whiny cunt that was harassing her about the disabled parking spot. Because that “violence” would be the most fucking ironic thing ever. I guess dumb Reddit mods didn’t get the very same joke and somehow managed to see it as a threat to someone instead and banned me. Fucking hell what an absolute idiocy.

Sent an appeal, given the nature of Reddit they’ll take as long to reply as the ban stands and reply that it wasn’t a mistake in the end so I’ll have to wait the entire fucking ban time anyways. One of dumb things I hate Reddit for so much. One is dumb cuntulicious mods with god complex on individual subreddits and another is entirely useless Reddit support when something needs a “Higher up” attention. Get your shit together Reddit, for fucks sake.

EDIT: Some 4 days into the ban…

Got a reply from Reddit support and to my shock, they lifted the suspension stating the ban was not justified. Reddit, you surprise me sometimes by doing the right thing.

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