Yesterday, I’ve made one of the biggest mistakes in my gaming life. As a huge fan of Deus Ex, I found out that there is a new game on Steam called Deus Ex: The Fall. And since I wanted to continue fantastic gaming experience of Human Revolution and The Missing Link, of course I’ve ordered it instantly. Just to find out it’s a one massive turd of a game…
Game description states these two lies on two different places:
-Developed in collaboration with the original DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION® team at Eidos-Montréal and N-Fusion; Deus Ex: The Fall includes full Steam Achievements, Mouse & Keyboard control configurations, and Control Pad support.
–Full Mouse & Keyboard control scheme
Both of these statements are big lies. The game has NO keys configuration what so ever. Yes, you can’t change a single fuckin’ key bind for keyboard or mouse. When you click “Controls” in the settings, all it does is display an image of keys you have to use to play. Are you fuckin shitting me!? In year 2014, they have balls to make a game where you can’t adjust a single key bind and you have shit loads of them.
I’ve never played any game with key configuration supplied within this game and I will refuse to do so. Any game that doesn’t allow me to set my own keys to play the game the way I want it, is NOT worth my money. It just isn’t.
I’ve already sent a demand to Valve for a refund and instant removal of this garbage from my Steam game library. We’ll see how they’ll resolve this, but I expect nothing less than a complete refund with no questions asked, because the game description is entirely misleading. Not to mention my play time reads 0 minutes, because I’ve downloaded the game, tried it and instantly hated it.
Don’t be a fool and don’t even think of buying this piece of shitty code they call a game. It’s a lame attempt to milk money from old fans of excellent game franchise.